do i have to listen to maroon 1 2 3 and 4 before listening to maroon 5?
i skipped straight to maroon 5 so i could get to the trolls
HOW DARE YOU SKIP THE INTERMAROON
Being a teenager in Riverside meant you went to Art Walk every month, hung out at Alberto’s, and pretended to like ska. It meant the guys you knew from school played at Showcase on Friday nights (and their band sucked, but everyone’s band sucked), so sometimes you pretended to like shoegaze too. It meant you trespassed in the hills behind your rich classmates’ luxury homes, scaled the rocks up to the waterfall, and ignored the graffiti that told you to jump.
In September, it meant guaranteed football wins against NoVi High, and guaranteed losses against everyone else. You never cared, though, because caring about Riverside was a sign you’d never leave. Perish the fucking thought! Anywhere was better than Riverside, no matter how much you loved the BMX fields or the community college drum line or fooling around with your dipshit abusive boyfriend at the top of Mt. Rubidoux.
Sometimes you think you miss it, but you know that’s a stupid thing to do.
This was a scribble of me flipping off the 91 freeway but then I spiraled into a bucket of dung.
what are snails even trying to do